
Great Depression Online
Long Beach, CA
January 15, 2010
Inside This Issue You Will Discover…
*** Imbecilic Blowhards
*** Engaging in Imbecilic Blowhardery
*** A Blowhard and the Printing Press
*** And More
Imbecilic Blowhards
Here at the GDO we’re astonished by the abundance of
blowhards huffing and puffing their way around in this world.
They’re everywhere…
Around every corner. On top of every hill.
Inside our email inbox. Waiting to blowup on us.
What’s more, we seem to be encountering more and more of
them. Nearly everyday some thundering chest beater is in our
face…waving their arms…ranting and raving about something irrelevant
and unimportant.
We can’t seem to comprehend the excitement or urgency of
their demands. Nonetheless, we’re part of it…for the
professional world requires it. Each day we stiffen our upper
lip, grab our spear gun, dive head first into the icy shark tank,
and harpoon great whites.
~~~~~~Never Trust a Banker~~~~~~
Where does money come from? Where does it go? Who makes
it? The money magicians’ secrets are unveiled. Get a close look at
their mirrors and smoke machines, their pulleys, cogs, and wheels
that create the grand illusion called money.
You’ll never trust a politician again — or a banker.
The Creature from
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Sometimes we’re successful at it. Other times we’re
not. Even so, we try to earn our scrapes and take our lumps
with as much gratitude and grace as we can muster. And from
our exploits we’ve come away with several observations…
1. While imbeciles are not always, and everywhere,
blowhards…blowhards are always, and everywhere, imbeciles.
2. Most blowhards are mostly harmless, most of the
time.
3. Occasionally blowhards are not harmless; they’re
dangerous. Particularly, when they wield massive power and use
massive force, to make a massive mess of the lives of millions.
One such blowhard – and imbecile – is the President of
Venezuela, Hugo Chavez.
Engaging in Imbecilic Blowhardery
Just last Friday, for example, Chavez engaged in some
imbecilic blowhardery.
He halved the value of his nation’s currency to lighten the
public debt load. It’s a neat way to stiff your foreign
creditors, except for the fact that the price of imports double over
night.
Predictably, stores began raising prices to make up for the
financial hocus pocus. That’s when Chavez sent in armed
soldiers to close them down. Next, wouldn’t you know it,
shoppers began buying up as many goods as possible before the
impending price increases. One enterprising lady even bought
23 tubes of toothpaste for what will soon be half price.
Dow Jones Newswires reports…
“Some businesses in
“A shopping spree that started after Chavez unveiled the
devaluation late Friday has given few signs of waning. Venezuelans
continued to swarm shopping malls and lined up to buy home
appliances and electronics, which are seen as a hedge against
expected price increases.
“‘People are right to be afraid and there’s still a lot of
uncertainty right now,’ said Roberto Leon Parilli, head of the
consumer protection association Anauco.
“This sentiment was echoed by Amelia Soto, a 52-year-old
housewife, who bought 23 toothpaste tubes in a drugstore in a
middle-class
A Blowhard and the Printing Press
Regrettably, for the citizens of
His visions of a socialist utopia have brought electrical
shortages, food shortages, water shortages, increased crime, and an
annual inflation rate of 27 percent. Soon, however, with his
latest currency scheme, inflation could top 60 percent.
“There’s no doubt inflation will double,” said former
central bank director Domingo Maza Zavala.
That’s what happens when blowhards attain power. By
attempting to control the economy they make a mess of things.
Then they make things worse.
By spending money they don’t have government blowhards
manufacture inflation. Then, when prices inevitably rise, they
institute price controls. When that doesn’t work they devalue
their currency. They add zeros…they subtract zeros…until
everyone but the ruling elites is equally poor.
Of course, there’s a lesson to be learned in this that’s
both pragmatic and scientific. In fact, it has been observed
and repeated throughout history…
The bankrupting of the middle class always starts with a
blowhard and the printing press. It always ends in tears.
Sincerely,
M.N. Gordon
Great Depression Online
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