
Great Depression Online
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September 30, 2008
Inside This Issue You Will Discover…
*** The Other FDR
*** The Anatomy of a Swindler
*** FDR’s Raw Deal
*** And More
The Other FDR
The $700 billion dollar bail out was put to a vote
yesterday…
The House demurred.
Then Wall Street panicked…and the DOW crashed 777.68
points.
The stock market – that forward looking animal – had
already considered the bail out a done deal. In fact, it had
already priced in the bail out during several rallies last week.
What a dramatic twist of fate.
“Buy the rumor, sell the news,” chuckled the old timers.
That’s all we have to say on this for now…
Because today we take a break from all the coverage of the
colossal bail out to consider one of the many comedic subplots that
has been obscured by all the up-to-the-minute excitement of the
financial fiasco.
Of the many colorful characters – the Fed, the Treasury
Secretary, the President, Christopher Cox, Barney Frank – we
could’ve contemplated, here we single out one man…the burden of this
letter falls squarely on the droopy shoulders of FDR.
But not the FDR you’re likely thinking of.
~~~~~~Handbook~~~~~~
Banks are failing left and right, the stock market’s
crashing through the floor,
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While that FDR – the thirty-second U.S. President – was
responsible for setting up Fannie Mae, today we set our sights on
the FDR that was responsible for running it into the ground…Franklin
Delano Raines.
The Anatomy of a Swindler
The son of a
FDR came out of school with the wide eyed ambition of a lab
rat…determined to sniff out his way to wealth, and once and for all,
find that ever illusive cheese at the end of the maze.
The first corner he peered around smelled remarkably
prospective…unfortunately, the three years served in the Carter
Administration didn’t offer the compensation he’d dreamed of.
To have was better, remember, and the next corner he peered around
was much more lucrative…FDR did an 11 year stint at an investment
bank.
But it was in 1991 when FDR got his big break. For it
was then that he became Fannie Mae’s Vice Chairman, and it was then
that he garnered hands on access to muck with the lives of millions.
Still, he wasn’t quite sure how to go about it.
To learn such tips and tricks, FDR studied one of the true
masters of our time…Bill Clinton. From 1996 to 1998, he was the
Clinton Administration’s Director of the U.S. Office of Management
and Budget. And it was there he discovered that you must have
a vision…a mission…a delusion that is so grand and so absurd, that
the world will love you for it.
One evening, in the autumn of 1997 it came to him in a
flash. Staring deep into the pot of his chicken soup, just as
it approached boil, he hallucinated an image of a house.
Suddenly a small part of the grey matter of his brain opened up…
For where
Yet best of all, FDR also knew he could become remarkably
rich pawning houses to the downtrodden. So in 1999, he
returned to Fannie Mae as CEO and got to work on his master plan.
FDR’s Raw Deal
It was a pretty simple plan from the get go…
If low interest rates make housing more affordable, then
even lower interest rates make housing even more affordable.
So, too, if 20 percent down put housing out of reach for
some, then 10 percent down was better…and zero percent down was
optimal.
Similarly, if a borrower’s credit score doesn’t meet the
needed credit standard, just relax the standard.
And lastly, if a borrower’s income is too low to qualify
for a loan, just let them state what ever income it is that they
must have to get the loan.
With the ground rules in place by 1999, FDR began the pilot
program that would ultimately ruin the finances of the western
world. It involved issuing bank loans to low to moderate
income people, and to ease credit requirements on loans that Fannie
Mae purchased from banks.
FDR promoted the program stating that it would allow
consumers who were “A notch below what our current underwriting has
required” get a home.
Here’s how it worked…
Banks made loans to people to buy houses they really
couldn’t afford. Fannie Mae bought the bad loans and bundled
them together with good ones as mortgage backed securities.
Wall Street then bought these mortgage backed securities, rated them
AAA, and then sold them the world over…taking a nice cut for their
services.
FDR had a heavy hand in the action too. By
overstating earnings, and shifting losses, he pocketed the large
bonuses a janitor’s son could only dream of. In fact,
according to a September 19, 2008 article by Jonah Goldberg,
published in the National Review Online, FDR “…made $52 million of
his $90 million compensation package thanks in part to fraudulent
earnings statements.”
Efforts to reform the scheme were stopped by the Democrats
in Congress, who weren’t ready to give up the gravy train of money
that flowed from Fannie Mae to their campaigns. “Barak Obama,
the Senate’s second-greatest recipient of donations from Fannie and
Freddie after [Christopher] Dodd, did nothing.”
Now, thanks to the handy work of FDR’s Raw Deal, the have
not’s are stuck trying to get by paying a mortgage on a house they
really can’t afford. And after the takeover of Fannie Mae and
Freddie Mac, that payment will be going directly to the government.
Alas, in a sort of sinister irony, half the country’s now living in
government-subsidized housing projects.
Sincerely,
M.N. Gordon
Great Depression Online
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