
Great Depression Online
Long Beach, CA
January 08, 2008
Inside This Issue You Will Discover…
*** Suburbia Gone Mad
***
*** The Great American Nightmare
*** And More
“By the hundreds and thousands these abominable houses cover the
bare hillsides, like gravestones in some gigantic and decaying
cemetery.” -- H.L. Mencken, The Libido for the Ugly
Suburbia Gone Mad
That’s why, while driving through on the way to Las Vegas several
years ago, we were shocked to find its new found abundance of
McMansions; a vast sea of identical two story homes, walled in
housing tracks, brick roofs, cul-de-sacs, and mega-plex shopping
centers.
It was quite visible that the developers had gone mad. And
in their crazed dash to reap massive profits, they had barfed out a
massive and sterile suburbia of intolerable and repulsive horror.
Who’s living in these things? We wondered.
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Last summer, we got our answer. In fact, we found ourselves
inside of one of these monstrosities.
It was a birthday party for the son of our wife’s high school
friend. They had moved out there from
There’s something enchanting about an inflating housing bubble
that softens the mind and warms the heart to ideas that would
otherwise be absurd. Paying a half-million dollars to live
among dairy farms is one. Paying a half-million dollars for an
hour and a half commute to work each day is another.
To be fair, once inside the house it was quite nice.
Vaulted ceilings in the living room, a curvy banister staircase,
5-bedrooms, 3-baths, and, yes, the kitchen even had granite
countertops.
But to get anywhere worth going, one must drive for miles and
miles; 37-miles to
And now that prices are falling, problems are rising…
We recently came across the Reuters article “
“Between rail road tracks and beneath the roar of departing
planes sits ‘“tent city,’” a terminus for homeless people. It
is not, as might be expected, in a blighted city center, but in the
once-booming suburbia of
“The noisy, dusty camp sprang up in July with 20 residents and
now numbers 200 people, including several children, growing as the
region east of
“As more families throw in the towel and head to foreclosure here
and across the nation, the social costs of collapse are adding up in
the form of higher rates of homelessness, crime and even disease.”
Here we’ll pause to say that we wish hard-times on no one; even
those now paying the price of their financial imprudence.
The Great American Nightmare
For is it wrong to want a place of your own to call home?
After all, isn’t that the Great American Dream?
Unfortunately, for many that dream has become a nightmare.
We can only imagine the knot one must feel in their stomach when,
standing outside, gazing at their Ontario McMansion, they come to
the realization that the home they paid half-million dollars for,
they can only sell for $400,000, just as the teaser rate on their
ARM is adjusting upward, beyond what they can afford.
Breathing deeply, to take in the full ramifications of their
deepening conundrum, we presume the ever-present and rancid stench
of rotting cattle feces provokes the knot in their stomach to turn
over…and over…and over.
Alas, the nightmare’s only just begun.
Sincerely,
M.N. Gordon
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